![]() 02/28/2019 at 16:48 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Just a lame update, or something legitimately exciting?
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Oh man, every Tesla is about to go into a pre-set driving cycle towards the ocean, lock its doors, and hold the drivers and passengers hostage until world governments pay Elon Musk $100 billion.
That, or they’re going to announce a fix for door handles in icy weather. One of the two.
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“2pm”
That’s some cocky West Coast talk right there. Unless you live in Eastern with half of the US, you are required to list your time zone afterwards.
I’m expecting an Ice Fishing Equipment Package for the Model X. Like a hole in the floor and height-adjustable suspension.
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Model Y? T he elusive mythical $35000 Model 3? The Tesla Semi?
A NEW FLAMETHROWER?!!!
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Maybe it will finally be a chance for shareholders to connect a Model S battery pack to Elon Musk’s nips with jumper cables every time he tweets.
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West Coast-Best Coast. We don’t consider any other timezones.
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The universe revolves around Elon.
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I’m guessing a truck. Apparently they just closed Model 3 orders?
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I gotchu fam
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No wonder he underestimated
the escape velocity on all of those rockets. He forgot to control for himself...
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Oh... it’s probably not
a new batter given the URL includes the word “battery”
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How much shorter?
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Tesla says it will go 220 American miles
They also say the price includes gas savings, and I actually laughed out loud.
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220 ain’t bad. https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/28/18245165/tesla-model-3-price-lower-cost-elon-musk-news
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Something exciting for the lovers, something lame for the haters. Don’t w orry, each camp will let you know sad nauseum. (I left that autocorrect fail in there on purpose)
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Question: I wasn’t paying attention before now, but did Tesla already have a dual motor long r ange version that could do 0-60 in 3.2, or is that new as well?
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https://3.tesla.com/model3/design#battery
If you stop the site from re-directing you can configure the base model 3
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$27k (after savings) is a big change! Even less in other states, it appears.
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Your “savings” are better than mine (due to more expensive gas where you live, I guess?).
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$35k model for sale (before tax savings).
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Not sure.
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Will be interesting to see how many sales they get with this significantly lower priced model.
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Just read your last line... Give me a break, Elon.
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Built the Cheapest one I could, lowest range, Black exterior No Auto Pilot
So ignoring the 6 year gas savings it’s $31,250 plus $ 1200 Destination. $32, 450 Out the door. If you add in 3 year gas savings- deduct 2150 so $30,300 Out the Door. Expect to see these everywhere then.
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A shitload, I'm thinking cheap iPhone.
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That’s cool, if a bit anticlimactic. I’m seeing 3's everywhere already (and a Tesla energy is across the street). W onder how they’ll multiply now.
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Yeah, lots of buyers have been waiting and will pull the trigger at this price point. The 6-year gas savings thing is obnoxious... I wonder what fuel economy and annual miles they’re using for that.
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I would assume the EPA’s Miles per Gallon Equivalent MPGe and average 15K miles a year
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Anticlimactic yes, but a move in the right direction. Model Y would be cool but this is still going to generate enough sales to move that mainstream market share and motivate the big boys to get off their butts and make a serious competitor.
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Yup. Wouldn’t be surprised if half the initial reservation holders have been holding out for this moment.
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Yeah, but you have to assume the mileage the buyer is getting presently as well.
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Just makes me think how much Toyota screwed this up. There were a few years where EVERYONE in certain areas was driving a Prius. Now those will all be replaced by Model 3s.
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Includes gas savings over 6 years?! Come on...
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I wonder how all the newly minted unemployed workers feel about this.
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I wonder how many were there less than a year.
As a result of the above, we unfortunately have no choice but to reduce full-time employee headcount by approximately 7% (we grew by 30% last year, which is more than we can support) and retain only the most critical temps and contractors. Tesla will need to make these cuts while increasing the Model 3 production rate and making many manufacturing engineering improvements in the coming months. Higher volume and manufacturing design improvements are crucial for Tesla to achieve the economies of scale required to manufacture the standard range (220 mile), standard interior Model 3 at $35k and still be a viable company. There isn’t any other way.
To those departing, thank you for everything you have done to advance our mission. I am deeply grateful for your contributions to Tesla. We would not be where we are today without you.
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Ill say it: I can't fucking believe it. Where did he pull all this money from? His ass? New conspiracy: elon is a golden goose wearing a man costume.
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Probably all of them. You get stock after two years.
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I mean, he builds spaceships, too, so...
Seriously impressive that they got here, though . I’m guessing the base, no options model will actually sell at or even below cost (in order to pump sales numbers and keep market share as competitors enter ).
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Are you still in the interview process with them? Sounds like they will be increasing their service staff numbers.
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That’s a good point, for a company on top of the green world, they’re really badly positioned about now.
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Oh absolutely, if nothing else, Tesla has moved the ball forward.
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As much as I like Tesla, I hate it when they pull crap like that. State the price outright!
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I get the point they’re trying to make, but that a big effing asterisk on that number...
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I still expect him to fail. I don’t hate the cars, but I do hate the man.
You can't afford to be that sloppy with business practices. He is a hell of a salesman, and that's floated him through I think.
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He is a dick. So was Edison. So was Steve Jobs. So was...
Definitely the “move fast and break things” mentality. Sometimes it works, sometimes it fails miserably.
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They declined to hire me. But I realized I wasn’t qualified for the position. I’m just a Master technician with years of diagnostic skills, not an Apple Genius.
The manager for their mobile service used to work at Apple. I think that says it all.
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So, go work at an Apple Store for a couple months and reapply? ¯\_()_/¯
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And then get fired in a few years when they bring out the Model Y? Nah. I’m good.
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Hope things are getting better for you at your shop, or that the right spot for you opens up elsewhere.